PUPDATE ~ "What do you mean, I am a tiny lap dog!" -Alpine

If you're thinking what I'm thinking then you're thinking Alpine is a tiny lap dog, definitely not a standard poodle that sits on your lap and blocks your view of the TV. See, he tried to tell his mom the same thing, but we think she disagrees!

I think it's clear that Alpine wants to be as close to his mama as humanly... or doggly... possible! Even if that means a lap full of fluff and numb legs! After all, that is his favorite place to be and who could tell that little face no!